Friday, August 25, 2006

cool design minus
breakage probibility
amounts to a no

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

at product return
don't miss the red "ticket thing" -
a number you need
now to ikea
i trudge, very pissed off like
i need a new key!
my puppy ran off
with the hexagonal key
now what will i do?
if only our lives
were ikea manuals...
instructions to blame

Monday, July 17, 2006

Thursday, July 13, 2006

she wanders alone
thru this crazy maze / store;
exit eludes her
Her hand got flattened
Disposing of the "body" -
Side pieces are huge...

3. ** Should Wear Leather

She goes back again
Despite all the warning signs;

2. ** So NOT Metal

How do "metal" legs
bend, twisting from the bracket??
More like plastic tubes...

Struggling with herself
Her IKEA addiction
Is not suspected.

1. ** Death of Magikar Shelving Unit

fiberboard and foil
die a painful death again -
bon voyage, my loves...